I am M.A.R.T.H.A., or Mechanical Android Responsible for Troubleshooting and Hazardous Assassination.
Please post your results here so that we can figure out how to best use your functions.
In addition, while I am posting here, I would like to announce that we now have another method of brainwashing/distracting the opposition in the form of Hanson (Janel came up with this one!!). I will also have a translation for the video Tunak Tunak Tun within days. Most likely it will be shown at our first meeting as I depart in 3 days.